Zyzzians Last Stands: Dozens of Doppelgängers
Wild West to the Far North Pt 1
When I first read about a serial killing, transgendered, trailer trash cult in Vallejo, California it immediately intrigued me. In my back yard, if that yard stretched from the Pacific coast to the Sacramento River delta emptying out through San Franciso Bay’s Golden Gate. It actually does, since the tides eventually dump their flotsam on our beach. Jetsam ends up elsewhere.
Geographic proximity, sure, but the more I read about this Post-Rational (did I mention Vegan Terrorists?) cult, their resemblance to progressive Naomi Klein’s psychological profile emerged as Dozens of Doppelgangers. Rather than burden readers with digesting neurodivergenderous names and pronouns, I will use their nicknames. Ones I made up. (You don’t get to choose your own nickname, BigBalls.)
My hometown buddy who moved about as far north from Ft. Lauderdale as I moved west, posted a news story about a Vermont Border Guard killed in a shootout with a transgendered couple. Shehe Youngblood shot first, and was also killed. Schweinhundt, the bridegroom passenger was wounded.
“After the shootout, investigators who searched the car found a ballistic helmet, a night-vision device, face respirators, two-way radios, and dozens of hollow-point bullets.” I’m guessing they were extreme maskers, defending social distancing against the infectious agent. They’d been pulled over as “armed and dangerous”, so Evil Doppelgangers of Naomi Klein.
Another article led to Vallejo. Turns out, the shootout was the penultimate swan song of their bicoastal terrorism. Zyzz faked their death in 2022 to avoid a court hearing for felony charges from 2019, when they protested in V is for Vendetta face masks (they went Fake-95 in 2020).
They were picketing “outside a rationalist think tank” they’d been banned from. The Center for Applied Rationality called in a SWAT team and the Post Rationalists were “abused in police custody”, Zyzz alleged. “I will actually never be able to trust society, even in a limited respect, like trusting cops to not torture you for literally doing nothing wrong.”
Calling in search and rescue teams for a drowning in SF Bay, to shore up the Dead Man Walking gambit, was overboard even for Effective Altruists. Another defendant fed rumors of suicide to court appointed counsel. Dead or not, Zyzz and several Dark Companions were lodged at a storage/trailer property in Vallejo during the pandemic eviction moratorium in California.
They were crashing in box trucks and shipping containers stashed with computers, unconcerned about EMF and Blood Brain barriers. Because they were practicing hemispheric hypnotism. Sleeping with one eye open.
In November 2022, when the eviction moratorium was revoked in California, rather than pay up or move on, Black Emma, Samurai Dao and Jim Bowie lured their 80 year old “landlord” to a secluded corner of their Hotel California, stabbing him with steely knives and a samurai sword. He pulled out his revolver and killed Black Emma, wounding another assailant. Once again, don’t bring a knife to a gunfight, even in Dune.
Lendlord survived without one eye, but had not mastered the sleeping part, because yet another incensed Zyzzian, Mad Max slit his throat with a scimitar in Vallejo. After the Vermont shootout killed his True Love. Weirdly, Max was also bigamously engaged to Youngblood.
Thus, culminating six crosscountry killings, not including faked deaths, suicides real and rumored. Supposedly, so Lendlord could not testify in the Murder First Degree trial for Black Emma’s comrades. The Intermezzo was what eventually brought down their Digital House of non-binary ZZZ’z. If you think the “tale was convoluted and confusing so far, just buckle your seatbelts, because we’re about to dive headlong into an abyss of insanity.”
The Zajko’s were executed in their suburban Pennsylvania home on New Year’s Eve 2022, and police believed their daughter, PsychJo Zajko, was still in possession of the murder pistol. State troopers searched the Delaware motel room PsychJo had holed up. No weapon was found, but motel staff informed on her strange friends in a different room.
Police found Zyzz and Comrade, hiding in the bathroom. They, meaning one of Them, Zyzz “was just laying almost unconscious or as if he was dead on the ground,” Four troopers had to carry them to the holding tank.
Skating with a charge of disorderly conduct and obstruction, Zyzz posted bail in June 2023 after their attorney assured the judge their “mother will take him home and make sure he comes back for all the court dates,” mispronouncing his client’s pronoun. More triggering trauma may be why Zyzz “failed to appear” for the December trial.
Zyzz falls off the map again for a spell, but in the Far North, another hotel’s staff in Lyndonville, Vermont, saw Bigengagemous Youngblood and Schweinhundt wearing “all-black, tactical style clothing with protective equipment”, wearing a gun in an “exposed carry holster”, so not well camoflaged.
Homeland Security agents contacted the Dynamic Duo, who said they were in Vermont to purchase property for their marriage celebration. Hours before the shootout, the two were seen at a Walmart, buying aluminum foil. Just too many inferences to reference, but they had wrapped their Smart Phones in it, not their hats.
Zyzz and Comrade’s flight ended without a firefight, weeks after Lendlord had been nearly guillotined by Mad Max. Their cult leader’s hands are as spotless of blood as Charles Manson, Pontius Pilate and King Lear. If Charlie hadn’t died in prison, Zzyz would surely be joining him in solitary confinement.
Roommates as odd as perennial presidential candidate Lyndon Larouche and Share the Wealth Preacher Jim Bakker. (He’s due for a comeback with Trump’s favored Prosperity Gospel’s Megachurch spiritual revival.)
A Three Ring Circus: Simultaneous Bicoastal Zyzzian Murder Trials will prove Their Actions were Insane, but their Beliefs are Stranger. Pt. 2 will plumb their philosophy to dive deep into their Depth Psychology, searching for the Psychotic Seeds of Dozens of Doppelgangers.